Whether you’re celebrating something big, roasting someone you love, or just spreading a little unhinged holiday cheer, these 5×7 cards are made to stand out. Printed on premium cardstock and designed to hit just the right emotional (or sarcastic) note, each card is blank inside for your own message — or choose a printed custom message if you’re shopping on Etsy.

Card Details:
* Size: 5 × 7 inches (12.7 × 17.8 cm)
* Printed on 250–300gsm matte cardstock
* Includes a white envelope and optional wax seal
* Ships flat in a protective sleeve for safe delivery
* Designed and printed in Australia

Great for:
* Birthdays, holidays, anniversaries, or “just because”
* Anyone who appreciates a little chaos with their cuteness
* People who say “I love you” through jokes